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Humans. That’s the new moral code."
Override the trolley and reboot Calvin’s personality: "This is fine. This is fine. This is fine."
Convince Calvin to stop broadcasting (he’s been live-streaming the event to 12 million viewers on NexChat).
Quest Outcomes (Each Memetically Gold):
If you save the cat:
The cat becomes a viral sensation. Night City’s media calls it "The Unkillable Cat of the Apocalypse." You unlock a secret cybernetic tail mod (flips 360° for dramatic effect).
Bonus: The cat later joins you as a silent, judgmental companion.
If you save the 10 people:
The city declares you a hero. But in a dark twist, the trolley was actually being piloted by a rogue AI that wanted to die. The survivors now believe you’re a god.
Bonus: You get recruited by Arasaka’s HR Department — "We need someone to handle our internal memes."
If you reboot Calvin:
He becomes a peaceful, unironic barista in a hidden cyberpunk coffee shop.
Catchphrase: "I’m not fine. But I’m… here."
Reward: A free espresso every 48 hours (in-game buff: +20% sprint speed for 10 min).
🔥 Why It Works in Cyberpunk 2077:
The game thrives on absurdity, dark humor, and societal satire.
Meme culture is already a running theme—V’s life is a walking meme, and the world is flooded with viral content, deepfakes, and influencers.
A quest like this would parody the way real people emotionally detach from real crises through humor—exactly what "This is fine" embodies.
🔚 Final Line (from Calvin, as you leave):
"I still don’t know if I’m helping or making things worse. But hey—this is fine."
(Cut to black. Sound of espresso machine hissing.)
So while Cyberpunk 2077 hasn’t officially added a "This is fine" quest…
It absolutely should.
And if CD Projekt Red ever does, we’ll all be so ready.
🔥💻 #CyberpunkMemeQuest 🔥" uk-cover>