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Polandball: Not Safe For World Rate : 3.5

Category : Casual
Version : 1.08.9
Size : 69.3 MB
Update : Mar 10,2025

Application Description

Experience the thrill of global peacekeeping in "How Many Seconds of World Peace Can You Protect? Let's Nuke!" This historically accurate (as far as emu wars go!) Google Play game plunges you into a world teetering on the brink of chaos. Riots, terrorism, and zombies threaten global stability. As America's chosen sidekick, only YOU possess the passion, kindness, and unwavering sense of justice needed to restore world peace. Your mission? Neutralize evil nations with strategic nuclear strikes – for JUSTICE!

Gameplay is straightforward: rotate the globe to identify troubled nations and unleash your arsenal until peace is restored. Time is of the essence; maintain global happiness and population levels to avoid catastrophic failure. Choose from three weapons (thirteen total!) for each mission. Fans of Polandball will find much to love here.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down?
A: Because Poland is upside down.
Q: What do you mean "Poland is upside down"?
A: Next question.
Q: Why is Israel a box?
A: Because of Jewish Physics.
Q: This game is offensive.
A: That's not a question.

What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Last updated September 3, 2024):

Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.

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