'Go Lick the World' Launches as Groundbreaking Current Events Game

It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" gaffe. This inspired Pixel Play's new game, Go Lick The World, a satirical clicker game poking fun at the absurdity of modern politics.

The premise is simple: lick the world as fast as possible (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D Earth to score points and climb the leaderboards. Boost your score by tapping orbiting objects like LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's plane.

On Earth, you'll find humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco. The game features daily rotating items, adding a fresh element of surprise. Expect everything from ice cream to space lasers. Mondays bring Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (including a trucker hat and a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads, with a recent update adding a prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and get a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats for both sides of the political spectrum and, of course, Trump hair.